Stick that pitcher in the fridge for at least two hours. Do not, under any circumstances, drink it immediately while it’s still lukewarm. That’s how you end up with a stomach ache and a deep sense of regret. Cold tea is a state of mind.
Once chilled, pour it over fresh ice, add a straw, and sit on your porch like you own the place. You have officially mastered the ancient, noble art of Lipton iced tea. Now go forth, and hydrate with sass.
