Maintaining a water softener isn’t rocket science. It’s more like taking care of a very boring pet that requires only salt and occasional poking. You’ll save hundreds of dollars on plumbing repairs, and your hair will stop feeling like straw. Plus, you’ll have ice cubes that don’t look like they’ve been coated in flour.
So go ahead—give your softener a quick glance. If the salt is low, fill it up. If the tank looks dirty, grab a scrub brush. And if anyone asks why you’re in the basement poking a barrel with a broom, just say, “I’m rebalancing the aqueous homeostasis system.” They’ll nod and back away slowly. You’re welcome.