So here’s your plan for this afternoon:
- Check the badge on the trunk.
- Decode the VIN online.
- Look for leather and screens inside.
- Peek at the owner’s manual (yes, really).
- Buy a window sticker online if you’re obsessed.
You now know more about your car than the salesperson who sold it to you. You win. Go take a victory lap. Or just drive to the grocery store and flex on the lettuce. You’ve earned it.