Here’s the reality: moving between Heathrow and Gatwick is a pain, but it’s a shared experience. Every traveler has done it, and they all have a story. You’ll bond with strangers over delayed trains or the guy who tried to fit a surfboard on the bus. It’s part of the glorious chaos of travel.
So pack your patience, wear comfy shoes, and remember: you’re not lost, just on a different kind of journey. And if all else fails, buy a massive pastry at the Gatwick Pret. It fixes everything. Nod in agreement. You know it’s true.