Pigeons are basically flying rodents with better PR. They poop everywhere—on your patio, your tomatoes, and yes, even on that cute garden gnome you got for Christmas.
They also eat everything. My lettuce looked like a war zone after they visited. And the worst part? They always come back. Always. It’s like they put a GPS on your garden and invite their friends.
But here’s the good news: pigeons are also super lazy and easily fooled. You just need to think like one. (Spoiler: it’s not a very complicated thought process.)