Look up the number. Seriously, it’s on your bill. Take a deep breath—you won’t get yelled at.
Ask nicely: “Can I get a meter installed?” They might say yes immediately. Or they might launch into a 10-minute speech about “regulations.”
Here’s a quirky fact: in some cities, they’re forcing meters on people. In others, you have to beg. It’s like a weird dating scene for plumbing.
The Secret Language of Your Bill
Before you call, find your current bill. Look for words like “flat rate” or “unmetered.” That’s your ticket to freedom.
If you see “metered” already, good news: you already have one. Go celebrate with a tiny shower dance.
If not, prepare to hear a phrase that sounds fancy but isn’t: “service charge.” That’s just their way of saying “we’ll dig a hole for the meter.” Fun!
