Crimping is a tiny act of control in a chaotic world. You take a messy wire, make it neat, and produce a perfect little connection. It’s like origami for electricity.
Plus, you get to use a tool that makes a satisfying chunk sound. That’s dopamine, baby. Pure, industrial dopamine. You’ll find yourself crimping random things just for the joy of it.
Don’t crimp your shoelaces, though. I tried. It doesn’t end well.
