Listen, a dry scalp is annoying, but it’s also totally fixable. You don’t need to buy a fancy potion from a wizard—you just need a little love, a little oil, and a lot of patience. Your scalp will forgive you, the flakes will fade, and soon you’ll be back to wearing black without a care in the world.
So go ahead, give your head a gentle massage, laugh at how ridiculous this whole process is, and remember: you are not alone. We are all out here fighting the good fight against flaky scalps. And you, my friend, are winning. Now go hydrate and conquer!
