Think of it as a reverse birthday. A birthday celebrates arrival. A “passed away” announcement celebrates departure. Both are milestones.
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Some people plan their own “passed away” announcement. They write it with specific jokes. One woman asked her family to announce she “finally found a parking spot.” That’s a power move.
It turns death into a final punchline. The ultimate mic drop.
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Fun fact: There’s a whole industry of “obituary ghostwriters.” Yes, someone writes the “Passed Away Today” post for the family. They’re professional grief translators.
They charge by the word, too. So every “beloved” and “cherished” costs cash. It’s like a Wordle for sadness, but with a budget.
Some have template phrases. “Died unexpectedly” means “we’re not telling you.” “After a long illness” means “please don’t ask.” It’s a code for the curious.
