First up, the Nepalese government wants their cut. You can’t just show up and start climbing—that’s called trespassing, and it’s frowned upon when you’re dying of altitude sickness. A climbing permit costs $11,000 per person, and that’s non-negotiable. It’s like a ticket to the world’s most dangerous theme park, where the only ride is “suffocate gently.”
But wait, there’s more! You also need a cleaning deposit of $4,000 to ensure you bring your trash back down. Because nothing says “mountain spirit” like making sure you don’t leave your granola bar wrappers on the summit. Most people get this refunded, but some leave behind a lot more than wrappers—like, say, their oxygen tanks. Rude.
The Gear: Prepare to Wear Your Retirement Fund
Now, let’s talk about what you’ll wear. A proper mountaineering outfit—boots, jacket, pants, sleeping bag, and a parka that costs more than my first car—will set you back $5,000 to $8,000. You need specialized double-plastic boots that look like something an alien would wear. They cost $1,200. For feet.
And then there’s oxygen. You think air is free? Ha! On Everest, bottled oxygen will cost you $500 per bottle, and you’ll need about five. That’s $2,500 for the privilege of breathing. Your lungs will thank you, but your credit card will whimper like a sad Sherpa yack.
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