Because it’s fun. We like putting numbers on talent. It’s a game. “How much does Sabrina Carpenter make per eyelash flutter?” Probably $1,000. We’re guessing.
Also, she’s relatable. She’s goofy. She eats pizza in expensive dresses. She dances badly on purpose. That’s why people pay her. She’s a millionaire who acts like your funny cousin.
One last weird fact: She once said her favorite purchase was a taxidermy squirrel wearing a top hat. Cost: $800. That’s it. That’s her worth summed up. Talent, hard work, and a stuffed squirrel in a top hat.
So, how much is Sabrina Carpenter worth? Enough to be weird. Enough to never worry about a rent check. And enough to make you smile while she does it. That’s priceless.
Now go light a candle and think about your own net worth. Or just stream “Nonsense” again.
