Here’s the truth: Donald Trump’s exact weight is probably somewhere between “officially 244” and “definitely not 244.” It’s like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop—the world may never know. What we do know is that the man is a living legend of mixed messaging, and his weight is just another layer of the onion.
So next time you’re at a café, sipping your latte, and someone brings up Trump’s weight, just shrug and say: “It’s the most stable weight in the country.” Then watch them laugh, because you’ve just mastered the art of the political joke. Or better yet, order a Big Mac in his honor. I promise I won’t judge.
