Want to upgrade? The VIP experience will cost you about £400-£550. You get better viewing areas, posh toilets (that still smell like someone died, just with hand soap), and faster bar queues. Is it worth it? Only if you hate queuing or have a pathological need for clean-ish porta-loos.
Then there’s the “RIP” package—and yes, it is hilarious irony that it’s named after your bank account. This is the £800+ tier, and it includes things like a dedicated steward, a pre-pitched tent, and breakfast. Honestly? If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can’t afford it. But the real cost isn’t just financial—it’s the smugness you’ll feel walking past the mud bath that is general camping.
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