So, how many ounces in a burger? It depends on who’s lying to you. But here’s a rule of thumb: if it looks too small, it’s probably 3 ounces. If it looks too big, it’s 8 ounces. And if it comes with a disclaimer about “hand-formed” patties, just shut up and eat it.
Because in the end, a burger isn’t about math. It’s about the joy of discovering that no matter how many ounces it is, one is never enough. Now go order a double—your future self will thank you.
