To sum up: 94 active nuclear reactors keep America humming, from your microwave to your cat’s electric water fountain. They’re old, reliable, and a little bit awkward, like a dad at a teen party. They produce clean energy but leave behind radioactive leftovers that we haven’t figured out how to bury properly. In other words, nuclear power is the perfectly imperfect energy source—kind of like your favorite flannel shirt that’s got a hole in the sleeve but still keeps you warm.
Next time you flip a light switch, think of those 94 concrete dinosaurs, quietly splitting atoms so you can binge-watch your show. And maybe say a little thanks—just don’t stand too close to the cooling towers. They’re not radioactive, but you might get a really, really wet hug.
