You might be thinking, "Why does this affect my life?" Because, my friend, it’s a metric of national stability. When the number of Spoons drops, the economy is wobbling. When it rises, it means we’re all losing our minds in unison over £1.50 coffee.
Each one is a microcosm of British life. You get the bloke reading a newspaper, the group of teens nursing a single Coke for three hours, and the couple having a very serious argument about holiday insurance. It’s a beautiful, budget-friendly mess.
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The Missing London Ones
Don’t forget the city. London has a massive concentration—over 100 Spoons alone. From the massive one at Victoria Station to the tiny, hidden ones in alleys, they are everywhere. You could, in theory, do a pub crawl using only Wetherspoons. I do not recommend this. You would die. But you’d die cheaply.