Eggs are the sneakiest food on the planet. They hide in cakes, breads, and pasta—carrying carbs for other ingredients. But alone? They’re innocent.
Think of an egg as a ninja wearing a black mask. It looks serious, but inside it’s just pure protein and fat. No carb baggage. No drama.
So next time you crack an egg, whisper to it: “You have zero carbs. You are perfect.” It won’t answer, but you’ll feel like a genius.
Now go eat an egg. Literally zero grams of carbs. You’re welcome.
