So, how many days? Too many. But also not enough. Because the waiting is part of the fun. The speculation, the jokes, the weird pizza-toothpaste metaphors people make—it’s all part of the ride.
You can check a countdown website. You can set a reminder on your phone. Or you can just look at the sky and think: “One day, that helicopter will have realistic rotor wash.”
Until then, breathe. Play something else. Take a walk. The days will pass. And when that launch day finally hits? You’ll look back at this article and smile. Because you survived the wait. And you got the game. And it’s glorious.
Now go watch that trailer one more time. For the road.
