Glazing a precooked ham is optional, but it’s also why God invented honey. Apply it during the last 20 minutes of cooking, because if you glaze too early, it burns into carbon. You’ll end up with a ham that looks like a meteorite.
My favorite glaze recipe is: one cup of brown sugar, half a cup of honey, and a tablespoon of Dijon mustard. Plus a secret splash of bourbon for “complexity” (read: because I want to finish the bottle). Stir it, paint it on, and watch it caramelize into a sticky heaven.
Here’s a surprising fact: precooked ham can actually overcook and dry out. Yes, the irony is thick as molasses. You’d think “precooked” means “foolproof,” but it’s more like “pre-fooled.” Set a timer. Trust science, not vibes.
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Once your ham is done, let it rest for 15 minutes. This is crucial. During this time, the juices redistribute, and you can frantically search for your good carving knife. While you wait, calculate how many ham sandwiches you’ll eat in the next week. The answer is always “more than you admit.”
Leftover precooked ham freezes beautifully, by the way. Cube it, bag it, and you have instant soup protein for months. Or you can just eat it cold at 2 a.m. while standing in front of the fridge. I won’t judge. The ham won’t either.
So, the final answer? About 10 to 18 minutes per pound, at 325°F, until 140°F inside. But really, it’s done when you stop panicking and pour yourself a drink. Ham is forgiving, like a golden retriever who loves you despite your mistakes.
Now go forth and warm that pig. Just don’t microwave it. Please. For the love of all that is crispy and brown.
