Did you just pull a frozen 13-pounder out of the freezer like it was a popsicle? Do not panic. You can cook it from frozen, but it’ll take about 50% longer. So we’re looking at 4.5 to 5.5 hours at 325°F. Yes, that’s a long time. Yes, your kitchen will smell amazing. No, you can’t speed it up by cranking the oven to 500°F—that’s how you get a turkey that’s burnt on the outside and raw in the soul.
If you have any time at all, thaw it in the fridge first. It takes about 24 hours for every 4–5 pounds. For a 13-pounder, that’s roughly 3 days. So plan ahead, or embrace the frozen life and settle in for a long, aromatic afternoon.
Checklist Before the Bird Goes In (Because We’re Grown-Ups)
First, pat it dry with paper towels. This isn’t a spa day; it’s so the skin gets crispy instead of sad and soggy. Season it generously with salt, pepper, and maybe a little garlic powder—or just go wild with herbs if you’re feeling fancy.
Second, truss it or don’t. Trussing (tying the legs together) helps it cook evenly, but if you forget, the world won’t end. The turkey will just look like it’s doing a lazy yoga pose. Either way, you’re winning.