So, how long can cooked turkey keep in the fridge? Three to four days. Period. After that, it’s a science project with a side of regret. Follow the rules, trust your freezer, and for the love of all things stuffing-related, don’t let the bird get slimy.
Now go eat that sandwich. You’ve got three days to enjoy it, and then it’s turkey’s time to say goodbye. Or, you know, burn it in a grand, smoky ceremony if you really want closure. I won’t judge.