You can get rid of spiders without turning into a mad scientist. Seal cracks, clean up, use peppermint, and stop leaving food out for their prey. If you’re consistent, the eight-legged tenant will move out. And if you’re not? Well, you’ll learn to share the bathroom.
I still see Archie sometimes. But now he lives in the garage. He pays his rent by eating silverfish. See? Coexistence is possible. You just need a clear plan and a little bit of backbone. Go reclaim your home. You’ve got this.