So, Dolly and her sister Olive were dragged off into the desert, forced to live with their Native American captors, and I'm sure it was a real blast (said no one ever). They were treated pretty poorly, but Dolly being the feisty woman she was, she managed to learn the language and customs of her captors, which probably saved her life. I mean, who needs a survival kit when you've got ATTITUDE?
Fast forward a few years, and Dolly was finally rescued by a group of Americans, and let me tell you, it was a big deal back in the day. She became somewhat of a celebrity, with people fascinated by her story of survival and adaptability. I mean, who wouldn't want to hear about a woman who out-smarted her captors and lived to tell the tale?
Alert: Dolly Parton, iconic songwriter, singer and actor, has died at 80.
