If the first trailer was the “look at this crazy world” opener, the next one has to answer a big question: what’s the actual story?
We know Lucia is in handcuffs. We see her partner, Jason. Are they Bonnie and Clyde? Or are they undercover cops who fall in love and then betray each other? Gimme the drama.
And please, for the love of all things holy, show us more of Vice City. I want to see that neon strip at night. I want to hear more of that synthwave soundtrack that makes me feel like I’m in a 1980s crime movie. I just want to feel alive again.
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Let’s Talk About the Wait
Look, I’m not saying we’re acting spoiled. But we’ve been waiting since the PS3 for this game. Some of us have had kids since then. Some of us have retired. And we’re still here, refreshing Twitter like it’s our job.
The lack of news is actually getting funny in a sad, relatable way. Every time Rockstar posts a picture of a cowboy hat for Red Dead Online, the GTA 6 crowd floods the comments: “Trailer when?” It’s like a running gag now.
But here’s the upside: the longer they take, the more insane the final product will be. I mean, have you seen the leaks? The graphics already looked photorealistic two years ago. Now? I’m worried my console will melt just trying to render a single sunset.