So, should you order that green tea cocktail? Yes. But treat it like a delicious experiment, not a miracle elixir. It won’t make you a health guru. It won’t fix your life. But it will make your night feel a little more interesting.
Drink it, enjoy it, and please don’t text your ex. No amount of antioxidants can fix that.
Cheers, you beautiful, tea-drinking chaos agent.
