Distilled is super pure but a bit boring. Purified is clean and crowd-pleasing. Neither will hurt you. Both are way better than that old water bottle you lost under your car seat last month.
Pick one, stay hydrated, and stop overthinking it. Your body is 60% water—it doesn’t care about your existential crisis over filtration methods. It just wants wet.
Now go drink something, you beautiful dehydrated genius. And maybe grab a snack. You earned it.
