The employees here are next level. They know every bird’s favorite seed. They can tell you the exact difference between a "squeaky pizza" and a "squeaky taco." One worker once recited the entire history of the Guinea Pig Olympics. It was hilarious. And surprisingly moving.
Meet Brenda. She works the fish aisle. She wears a hat with fins on it. She can name every single betta fish in the tank. She calls them "her little drama queens." She’ll convince you to buy a snail. You will buy a snail.
Then there’s Kevin. He manages the reptile section. He talks to the bearded dragons like they’re his roommates. One time, a customer asked for a heat lamp. Kevin handed it over and whispered, "Don’t let him control you." Nobody knew what that meant. Everyone laughed anyway.
The Weirdest Things You’ll Find
Look behind the counter. There’s a jar of pickled frog treats. They look like gummy bears from a nightmare. Dogs go insane for them. Humans just stare in horror.
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They also sell a "Catnip Kicker" that looks like a giant cigarette. It’s a blue, fringed stick stuffed with catnip. Your cat will attack it. Then pass out. Then wake up and judge you for buying it.
In the bird section, you’ll find a mirror for parrots. It’s framed with glitter. Parrots scream at themselves. It is the funniest, most confusing thing you’ll ever witness. It sounds like a tiny, angry disco.
