Seltzer vs. club soda isn’t a war. It’s a choice. Want pure, sharp, no-frills fizz? Grab seltzer. Want a smoother, mineral-rich, cocktail-ready bubble buddy? Club soda’s your pal.
They’re like twins separated at birth—same parents (water and CO₂), but different upbringing (one went to a spa, the other stayed home). Respect both. Drink both.
Now go forth. Pop a can. Listen to that hiss. Smile, because you finally know the difference. And if someone asks? Just wink and say, “It’s about the minerals, darling.” Cheers to the fizz!
