So, how many times has our boy Curtis Pritchard actually been on Love Island? The official, verified, Towie-adjacent answer is three. Yes, three times. He’s been on the main series, then the All-Stars version, and then—because two villas weren't enough—he popped up again. He’s basically the DLC expansion pack for the franchise.
But let’s be honest, three feels like a lowball number. It feels like saying the sun has "risen a few times." In my heart, and I think in yours too, it feels like Curtis has been on the show for so long that he was born dressed in a white linen shirt, doing a salsa routine on the fire pit.
To put it in perspective, Curtis has spent more cumulative time in the villa than some small island nations have been independent. He’s seen more recouplings than your nan has seen cups of tea. It’s genuinely impressive.
