So next time you’re at the counter, don’t whisper your order like a secret. Shout it: “ICED LATTE, PLEASE!” The barista will nod. The gods of Ottomans will salute. And you will enjoy a cold, caffeinated victory.
And if anyone gives you a hard time, just point at this article and say, “I have science and sass on my side.” Then take a long, satisfying sip through your soggy straw. You earned it.
