So go ahead, grab those split chicken breasts, and show them who’s boss. You’ll mess up the first time? Maybe. But the second time? You’ll be serving up restaurant-quality chicken that makes your friends think you’ve been taking secret classes.
And when they ask for the recipe, just smile and say, “Oh, it’s a family secret.” Then wink. They’ll never know you learned it from a friend who loves you—and loves chicken even more. Now go cook something amazing. You deserve it.