Treat the Salt Shed bag policy like a game of Tetris—only the right shapes fit. You wouldn’t bring a couch to a beach, so don’t bring a duffel bag to a show. Plan ahead, and you’ll be laughing at the line while others are debating the size of their clutch.
And if you forget? Don’t panic. There’s a locker rental for a few bucks. But it’s small, like a gym locker that only knows disappointment. So stuff wisely, my friend. Your future concert self will thank you.
Now go enjoy the music. And for the love of all things loud, leave the duck basket at home.
