Let’s get real. Campsite bathrooms can be terrifying. Not here. Ashridge has the cleanest showers I’ve ever seen outside a hospital. And they’re warm. And they have pressure.
Ashridge Farm Club Campsite | The Caravan Club
The floors? Spotless. The toilets? You could eat your breakfast off them. (Please don’t, though). It’s like a spa, but with more gravel and fewer cucumbers.
There’s even a dishwashing station with hot water. Watching people wash their plates with that much focus is oddly hypnotic. It’s a serious business.
The Wildlife: Your Unexpected Roommates
You will meet the local deer. They are annoyingly photogenic. They just stand there, looking majestic, while you try to untangle your electric hookup cable. Show-offs.
There are also squirrels that have clearly attended a negotiation seminar. They stare at your food with a look that says, “You will share.” They are fearless.
And the birds. Oh, the birds. Dawn chorus here isn’t pretty. It’s a loud, territorial argument. But it beats an alarm clock any day.
