Let’s be real: the best argument against headphones while driving is that your mom would be disappointed. Imagine explaining to her why you rear-ended a Prius because you were listening to the “Episode 47 of The History of Paperclips” podcast. “But Mom, I finally learned why paperclips are bendy!” She’d ground you from car keys until you’re 40.
So here’s the rule: if you must wear a single earbud, put it in your left ear (the side closest to oncoming traffic, so you’re a little more aware of the semi-truck barreling toward you). Better yet, just blast your tunes through the car speakers. Yes, the bass will rattle your fillings, but at least you’ll hear the ambulance that’s about to run you over.
And if a cop pulls you over, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Just hand over your headphones and whisper, “They were for safe podcast consumption.” They’ll probably roll their eyes—but they might also let you off with a warning. Probably not, though.
