You wander through the cottage, feeling all historical and noble, and then—bam—you’re face-to-face with a life-sized mannequin of a U.S. Army Ranger holding a machine gun. The transition is like walking from a Jane Austen novel into a Michael Bay movie. The museum honors the American Rangers who trained in Northern Ireland during World War II. These were the original badasses—the ones who scaled cliffs at Pointe du Hoc and kicked in doors during D-Day.
The museum is packed with artifacts that will make you say “whoa” out loud. There’s a uniform worn by a Ranger who jumped into Normandy with a broken leg. There’s a letter from a soldier to his mom that reads, “Don’t worry, the Germans are terrible shots.” (Spoiler: he survived.) And my favorite—a display of the actual socks they wore. They’re wool. In June. I felt itchy just looking at them. You’ll also learn that the Rangers’ motto, “Rangers Lead the Way,” was coined here, in a muddy field near the cottage.
Carrickfergus Museum & Civic Centre Carrickfergus, Antrim and
The Staff Are the Real Stars
The volunteers who run this place are a bunch of retired history teachers, veterans, and local gossips who have opinions. One woman, Margaret, told me Jackson was “an absolute scallywag” but then whispered that she’d “vote for him over any modern politician.” She then showed me a secret door behind a bookshelf that leads to a tiny bar—yes, there’s a pub in the museum. It’s called “The General’s Rest” and serves Guinness. I had three while reading about the Trail of Tears. History is complicated, folks.
Another guide, a crusty ex-Ranger named Pete, described how he rappelled off a cliff during training and landed in a cow pasture. He said, “The cows didn’t applaud. Very ungrateful.” Then he showed me a bullet-ridden helmet from Vietnam that still had a dent from a chunk of shrapnel. The helmet was from a guy named “Smitty,” who reportedly used it as a soup bowl after the war. I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m choosing to believe it.
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