Reports say AJ will earn £40 million. Jake Paul? Probably half that, plus a cut of his own merch. That’s a lot of energy drink sales.
Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua: YouTuber vows AJ knockout and targets
Quirky detail: Jake Paul’s “Problem Child” brand is so big that he sold out his own cologne last year. It smells like “confidence and regret,” apparently. No, I’m not making that up.
AJ will probably spend his money on more watches and a new Lamborghini. Jake will probably buy a jetpack. You see the difference in priorities?
The Prediction (With a Wink)
Look, I’m not a psychic. But if you put a teakettle in a fight with a tsunami, you know the ending. AJ by knockout. Probably in the first three rounds.
But Jake Paul has something. He’s durable. He’s got a chin made of internet fame. He might last longer than people think.
Still, if AJ lands one clean punch, Jake’s body will fold like a cheap deck chair. Poof. Night night, YouTuber.
