Look, I’m not going to pressure you. But if you’ve ever wanted to impress your friends with something that tastes like it came from a county fair, the 15-pound deep-fried turkey is your move. It’s fun, fast, and honestly, a little bit rebellious.
Just promise me you’ll do it outside, on a flat surface, far from anything flammable. Oh, and invite me over. I’ll bring the napkins.
